Fed Ex actually stepped up and took care of me with the whole Valentine's Day delivery mishap and my replacement gift arrived today.  Now that I have seen the box that this was shipped in I have no doubt that someone stole the other one.  The box is pretty big, bigger than I had expected, it was something that I could not pick up with one hand while trying to unlock the door.  Large box, easy to notice and it had the word Godiva printed in huge letters on the packaging tape that it was sealed with.  The gifts are packed inside a Styrofoam cooler that has reusable ice packs in it because of the whole chocolate factor, very well packaged.  The poor box was a sitting duck with douche bags in the neighborhood, I am now convinced it was one of the movers that were here when I left that day. Anyway, who ever jacked the last box got a nice gift for his lovely lady, I just hope he was smart enough to take the personal gift message out before giving it to her! 

  


Alright, who said "AAAWWWWWWWW"?  Admit it, you said it.  Yup, he is the best husband ever!  The big red box is satin and padded with a big crystal thing on it and there is chocolate inside, there is also chocolate inside the little heart attached to the bear.  The bear has gold angel wings, I showed them to the girls but they didn't seem to get the hint.  They were all like 'Bitch please, angel wings? Have you looked at the neighborhood you have us imprisoned in?  We are practically feral!"  Or they just sniffed it and walked away, either way, it can be hard to tell with cats.

I finally got my surprise Valentine's Day gift and the shopping cart has been removed from the premises so things might be getting better around here.  That doesn't mean I am backing off with my thuggin', you let some Girl Scout come up in here all tryin' to pimp her cookies and shit and I will be all like 'STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!' and send her ass back to the non-gated communities!