..."o.k., it's a Ron story!"... << MORE >>

..."park all the really high end cars right out front for everyone to see"...<< MORE >>

..."we should try to sell this thing on eBay"...<< MORE >>

..."I finally got my surprise Valentine's Day gift"...<< MORE >>

I noticed the neighborhood is getting a little rough so I figured I needed to step up




Scottsdale Horizons representin'

...don't let the 13"s on the V Dub throw ya off, just my way of flyin' under the radar of the po po, know what I'm sayin'?!  word.

..."they confirmed that he did leave it at the correct address"...<< MORE >>

..."when I look around the property all I hear is Elvis singing"...<< MORE >>

..."I don't have the package!"...<< MORE >>

WARNING! Explicate content!<< MORE >>

If you forgot about Valentine's Day and now you don't have a card to give to that special someone just go ahead and print this one and roll the dice!